This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
A miniature, wind-up outboard boat motor that rests on the edge of a coffee mug / tea cup and stirs in cream and sugar with its propellers.
This holiday season, have some mischievous Grinchy fun when you slip these cool new yet quite spicy hot candy canes in with the rest of the red and white ones.
To make infinite gallons of water, just mix in equal parts of this dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide with pure water and chug it before you dry out and blow away.
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
Normally, you wouldn't try to wash out blood or anything else with more blood, but it's not a problem with this cool new, cherry-scented Blood Bath shower gel.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
This unusual gourmet pasta water scented candle has top notes of saline water, heart notes of semolina wheat, and base notes that are the chef's secret.
A miniature wax candle version of a roaring dumpster fire that releases a fresh aromatic cedar scent instead of burning garbage.
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
Screw this glass onto the neck of any wine, beer, soda, or champagne bottle and transform the entire bottle into one large glass that also aerates as you pour.
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
There's farm to table and then there's desert to dessert with this fully edible and quite tasty HotLix Chocolate-Covered Scorpion.
When you don't have room for an entire slice of pie or you just want to enjoy a single bite, then check out these cool new Freeze Dried Pumpkin Pie Bites.
Want to give a gift in the most obnoxious way possible? Gift it deep inside boxes within boxes within boxes with this prank inspired by Russian nesting dolls.
When a glass, an entire bottle, or many, many, many bottles of wine is just not enough, try to sip responsibly from this World's Largest Giant Wine Glass.
This burlap gift bag contains 10 large unopened Moroccan geodes that are perfect for breaking open with a hammer to reveal sparkling quartz crystals inside.
This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.
This cool new yet quite retro World's Smallest Slinky fits in the palm of your hand and works just like the original version, if you can find it.
Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift to give this holiday season? Just give them a Bag of Reindeer Farts!
